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Name: Simon Farrar, Faz.
Age: 33
Weight: Heavier when wet.
Position: Anywhere
Past Clubs: Illingworth, Siddal.
Favourite Player: Ellery Hanley 1st, me 2nd.
Favourite Meal: Bacon, sausage, egg, chips, gravy and don’t forget the teacake.
Favourite Film: Bad Boys
Favourite Song: Any by queen
Motto: The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
Deadly On Pitch Weapon: Lack of body parts.
Would Most Like To Be: Not Charlie ‘cos I want to retire one day soon!
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