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Name: Ian Jackson.
Age: 26 + a good bit ‘ish.
Weight: 13st on a dodgy scale.
Position: Missionary.
Past Clubs: Four iron, driver and Belgrave Social.
Favourite Player: Scott Lindsey (not)
Favourite Meal: Sausage, egg, chips and beans.
Favourite Film: Top Gun.
Favourite Song: Karma Chameleon.
Motto: You only live once, don’t forget to fiddle the social!
Deadly On Pitch Weapon: His foghorn voice against the official.
Would Most Like To Be: Funny and Kylie’s toilet seat.
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